"Sebastian under no circumstances are you going to perform sick!" "I watched you puke all over their expensive couch so no I'm not going to withstand another trainwreck! We are forfeiting" "NO! I'M THE LEADER!
make the story have eleven chapters (to include zero) and then put the numbers in reverse order. Then if you wanna be a real bitch leave chapter 1 with a cliffhanger and dont solve it until the last page of chapter zero
"What on this entire Earth, made you believe that pushing the red button was a good idea, don't you watch movies?" "Well it wasnt my fautl, you left me unsupervised-" "I was standing right there!" "With an adult, you didnt let me finish-" "I am an adult!