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This happens to me way too often. Sigh.

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

Absolutely!

All in favor say aye! -- so many times I have thought this when I have that pin that I feel I probably pinned at some time in the past but don't want to pass it up.just in case

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

Oh god I can relate too much. I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

Hahahaha!!! this happened the other day and i was trying to figure out why half of the time i sounded like a man and the other half like a high pitched weasel... my life is a wonder... ;P

Funny pictures about When you hear your own voice. Oh, and cool pics about When you hear your own voice. Also, When you hear your own voice.

Too true

The definition of Studying. This is the way my daughter would study and she was an excellent student. I needed complete silence, go figure!

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

Love this

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

I don't want to sound like a badass but... I eject my USB without removing it safely.

I don't want to sound like a badass but...

TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.

Haha! Yeah, this me, but I notice I get more fed up as the years pass...

I want one for work that says "I am a recovering people pleaser. Too bad you didn't get here sooner.

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