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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm Not Calling You A Whore. I'm Just Saying That You've Been On More Weiners Than Heinz Ketchup.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Happens all the time! If i didnt tell you that means its none of your business!

God, sometimes I say the stupidest or meanest things not even thinking!

I prefer not to think just before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

I'm the funniest person I know! =P

Pinterest…the new Black!

i am so hilarious that i do not try to not laugh at my own jokes.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

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