LOL I wish I had a cat.I wish I had a cat-door. We have 3 outdoor working cats (we do, after all, live in the country) and nobody comes inside. But a cat-door could ALMOST talk me into letting them inside.
Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.