“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.
I grew up on a dairy with Holsteins, but I always loved pretty Jerseys. My sister and I had to go out into the pasture and bring the cows into the barn. Jersey cows had more cream content in their milk.