"hey, i'm ethan. i'm twenty years old. i've been boxing since i was twelve. i've always had a few anger issues and stuff so i needed a way to vent. i know that's cheesy, but yeah. it also gets me good exercise. aside from boxing i'm pretty unmotivated so i really don't do much. i'm also kind of lonely, and i really want to find someone who can make me happy. introduce?"