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I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur cane, i'll wash your dentures in toilet water - Keep the humor in your marriage - Quote - Funny - Love -

"Mommy, is auntie going to be my step-mommy too??"  (Brings new meaning to "keeping it in the family" and "blended family")...Eew...

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Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Creepy!!! Lol

True That! Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.

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Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 65 Pics

Sister, I will pick you up.

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