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Someone posted a whisper, which reads "We're both watching a film we haven't seen before.

*Looks at instructions for frozen food* *Puts food in oven* *Throws box away* A few minutes later... *Digs box out of trash to recheck instructions*

Me everytime! *Looks at instructions for frozen food* *Puts food in oven* *Throws box away* A few minutes later. *Digs box out of trash to recheck instructions*

I put my foot into my boot and felt something nip my toe, when I took my foot out, I saw that a spider had bitten me. My son whispered "my mummy is going to be spiderwoman. Best mummy ever"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I put my foot into my boot and felt something nip my toe, when I took my foot out, I saw that a spider had bitten me. My son whispered "my mummy is going to be spiderwoman. Best mummy ever" 😂"

I have this weird paranoia that the government is watching me, so ...

Someone from Gautier posted a whisper, which reads "I have this weird paranoia that the government is watching me, so I do the weirdest shit ever in case someone's watching so I can amuse them.

Um already have those, why haven't I thought of that before?!

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A very good idea for The Voice…

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When I can take my time getting dressed I take 5 minutes. When I need to hurry I take 5 hours

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "When I can take my time getting dressed I take 5 minutes. When I need to hurry I take 5 hours"

I don't date somebody just for their looks. That draws me in, but it's their personality, humor and intelligence that make me stay.

Definitely, I wouldn't date a guy just for his looks, I would get to know their personality, sense of humor & everything else that I can learn about them!

I've only had one professional pedicure because of this...

When you're getting a pedicure and they start to scrub your feet and it takes all your strength to not kick them in the face. Or laugh because they are tickling you.

Especially when you're one of the first people called....

Then once you screw it up cause your voice cracked you're like "kill me now please"

"Normal teen: sneaking out the house at 1am  Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of Cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1am"

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Normal teen: sneaking out the house at Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of Cheetos and making myself a sandwich at

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