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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

This is why I always say that I have "Breasticles" it was the awesome phrase coined by TiffanyHayes for TiffanyHayes because it needed to be known that Women have bigger "balls" than most men.!.!.!.

Bill Giyaman posted You don't have bigger balls than me.mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing. to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

No hope in maturity, even if you're MUCH older than I am... but stomping would be enough.

I love classic looks. It reminds me of a time long past where women always wore dresses and men wore suits. What a charming time. Iris Bianchi in suit by Andrew Arkin, photo by Louise Dahl-Wolfe for Harper's Bazaar Oct.


so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.