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After everything I've been through, I'm still smiling. Not because I'm strong but because I'm fucking crazy. Now that should scare you.

After everything I've been through I am still smiling--not because I'm strong, but because I'm fucking crazy. Now that should scare you.

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I'll name it after you because you're a fucking prick.

I dunno why this is so fucking funny, but I'll name my lil cactus TJ after you 😹

T.S.O.T.S.B. @ http://thestingofthescorpion.wordpress.com

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson. It starts getting old.

I dont know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from,  I'm a constant  fucking Delight.

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

One helluva right hook. I got this shit! (But I am also a princess)

Relajate, no es un conspiración. Estamos todos locos

Relax, we are all crazy, it's not a competition. but some people are more "qualified" than others.

I understand this fact but it's hard to get "them" to know they are bat shit crazy.

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

Quote about being single

I've been single for a while and i have to say. It's going very well. It's working out. I think I'm the one. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

not anymore...

I dont care what people do or what they mean toneach other. i dont care what they do with whom or where. Im breaking off few friendships so i dont have to know and for my mental health!

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