We've come a long way, baby! Lysol was marketed as a douche that women could use to safeguard her dainty feminine allure and save her marriage from the ravages of normal vaginal functions. rofl-said-scooby-doo
A case of Blatz Beer in your home means much to the young mother, and obviously baby participates in its benefits. The malt in the beer supplies nourishing qualities that are essential at this time, and the hops act as an appetizing, stimulating tonic.
Nipple bra to look like you are not wearing a bra, while you are! No one would believe you are actually wearing a bra the ad states, nevermind the backfat that is always a dead give away. File this under EWWWW!