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New STD called "feelings" Don't catch that shit.Merinda Fourie and I haha

@edenlarimer...is this exactly what I did to you on Saturday or what? ps. thanks for holding my purse :)

Shit definitely got real if you ask someone to hold your earrings or purse!


Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)

Sadly, this is me.

Single or Taken?

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

I must be the biggest tiny person ever. I imagine punching people in the throat all the time! :D

I do this a lot at work. :) I do this a lot at work. :) I do this a lot at work.

or just the fact that you're a whore.... either one.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Feminists can open their own doors...I'll take a chivalrous man any day

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A real woman can do it all by herself, but a real man wouldn't let her.