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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Life is not fair. Me being diagnosed with myelofibrosis seems to reinforce that fact. #myelofibrosis #cancer

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that!

Who cares I'm awesome.

i want this to be the caption on my christmas card while im holding my cat. while wearing matching sweaters. with a straight face.<------- leaving caption because its funny

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Funny quote card about sluts: I should slap you, but I don\'t want to get slut on my hand.should of when I had the chance!

Attention boys! Lol.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

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You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up, terrbile, and very politely say, ‘You hit like a bitch. come at me life You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up terrbile and very politely say ‘You bitch " come at me

I'm still working on the "silent" part of this.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow.

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much