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If anyone ever calls you a slut just say 'and yet I still won't fuck you' and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that's the closest they're ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

True, and there are more girls with long nails than boys, as far as I know (those hurt af), and girls usually don't feel as much pain when you pull their hair.

My English teacher (a little old lady would get between big buff 6 foot come from the hood guys but if it was to girls she would just leave straight up just get up and go Funny Gender Feminism Psychology

Haahaa and my friend who hates swearing prefers me to say those. It's better now I know they are kinda worse

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OMG, if I can produce a son who would do this, I win everything

When this hero called out ridiculous dress codes. Equal rights, double standards, equality, feminism, feminists standing up for women.

Excuse the language! This is hilarious!

me as a husband i always say stuff like "me as a husband" and especially "me as a dad" and i am a teenage female like? i think i just ran out of fucks tbh

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I didint make the tiger connection<<<that's nice. my mom just said that they were bad and i had to put lotion and stuff on them every day in order to look pretty

I did this with my friends. It was not a big deal either. I just arrived one day at school and then one of them asked if I liked that girl from another classroom because we lock eyes so much. And then the information travelled through our group.

Equality - I agree, I've never understood the need for homosexuals to 'come out'.just seems bizarre, plus I don't really care what other people do in the privacy of their own home.