Tippi, Africa’s Little Princess (I don't know who wrote that, and why she is Africa's little princess, when all of Africa has many princesses and many of them have done what she has done-no biggie-that kind of stuff annoys me to no end).
Meet Sir Stuffington, a one eyed kitty who survived a raccoon attack and was saved by a kind person along with his 2 brothers. He was left with a smile resembling a pirate – and, cute pirate that he is. HIS EYE PATCH! AHHHHHHHHH MY HEART IS BURSTING.