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This pin is so right about a local stalker of mine! My stalker is SO fat her blood type is bacon grease, now that sounds gross

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i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

You're not a slut? So, are you like a volunteer prostitute then?

You're not a slut? So, are you like a volunteer prostitute then? I literally laughed out loud!

Lmfao.. my husband bought me surprise flowers a few times. Valentines day, anniversary and when I had surgery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.-- story of my life,

All the girls my ex cheated on me with lmfao

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

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