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There should be support groups for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty.

butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye

butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye

crabby road cartoons | crabby road cartoons by john wagner featuring maxine and her pearls of ...

not happening.my "wonder bra" is "wondering" how much more it's gonna have to take. Especially with each passing year.


I don't write checks but if I did and got a returned check I would TOTALLY do this!

Feeling the January chill? Scientists have found that exposing yourself to cold temperatures regularly cou.


Yeah.. I Should Know Better…lol

There's a certain age when you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It's more like "Her old ass should know better".

Until it's gone . . .

Maxine: You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example! I will give Maxine a high five on that one.

Imagine for a minute telling people your dog is a bullshit? Rotfl!

Bulldog-hahahah Maxine-never thought of it that way;) ~~ have you ever heard of a ja~weenie dog. It is a jack russell and dotson mix.

so funny

Maxine: I've got to start taking care of myself.whoever was supposed to be doing it has done a crappy job!

love maxine jokes! llmayo

Four years without a president would be better then what we have now.