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5. Goodbye to Gender - 7 Funny Quotes That Will Give You Strength to Get through Life ... → Funny

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

Love everybody :))

i love everybody. some people i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face.

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No I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off !

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Yup - always thought the "week" should be 2 days and the "weekend" 5 days! omg who thinks of this stuff so true

Car vs. Tree Branch.  Guess which one won?  Fuck that shit!

wtf: " fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"

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Saw on FB. Even Duct tape can' t fix stupid BUT it can muffle The sound Duct tape Saw on FB Even can' t fix stupid BUT it can muffle The sound

I'm sorry, but I love this mother. I would want to shake her hand and award her for thinking about the glass being half full and I have the urge to protect her- she is so far the most innocent text messenger I have ever seen

The Fart Chart an Illustrated Guide to Some Different Types of Farts

The Fart Chart

I cried from laughing so hard! Oh my gosh, if I wasn't in a good mood before reading this. The overachiever made my day

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Some people just need a hug. around the neck. with a rope. on second…

Mine is....GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: Well, that didn't go as planned. Darynda Jones I like this quote

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