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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer! Yep mine is getting there with 2 broken computers!

no truer words have even been typed!

people feel Empowered yet incompetent, inspired yet Overwhelmed and just plain Hungry. all at the same time.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

story of my life

Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth!

Sometimes....sorry, maybe :)

Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain.so me!

 Things my husband would say...ahaha. Except it would be more like "get your nose out of my butt" :) he loves me.

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

{Day 15: 2/23/13} SO TRUE! Haha, I got in an amazing afternoon nap because it was truly a sleepy Saturday what with the rain pouring over us in globe-sized buckets! (Okay, not really, but it has seemed that way over the past few days). Sleep + a great conversation with my soul sister= another great day!

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

When a woman says “What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

When a woman says “What?”

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

This explains my day.....

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

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