I turned on the gas stovetop trying to reach the leftovers. Thankfully mom heard the clicking and smelled gas before we all exploded. (Then I ate her iPad. Sorry, Mom.) (Toby has turned the stove on. Hasn't ate an computer - yet!
"Woke up in the morning to find my 80 pound Irish Setter on top of my 5 foot armoire. I have no idea how long he was up there." ~ Dog Shaming shame - I think this is a dogs version of a joke since they can't speak Not my dog but still funny