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My hearts says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god women, eat a salad.

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

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I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows.

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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)


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That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

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"Mosquito!!" In the winter you could say spider. Lol!!!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!