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So true. Straight to the point.

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.


I'm at the "What can I make with green beans and cake mix?" stage of needing groceries.

Peanut Butter M & M's

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

Total procrastination

Funny pictures about The meaning of Tomorrow. Oh, and cool pics about The meaning of Tomorrow. Also, The meaning of Tomorrow photos.

Remember putting duct tape over the speaker for the loud as hell no off switch toy.

Kids' toys should come with better warning labels like, "Loud as Hell",and "No Off Switch", & Requires 217 batteries.

Somedays it doesn't sound so bad

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