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Damn coffee filters

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

enough said...

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

True lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

It just has to be perfect

I'm sorry my OCD made decorating the Christmas tree together unpleasant. Sounds like my house, EVERY year.

And you think about Target more than you think about literally anything else. | 17 Secrets Every Target Lover Will Never Tell You

And you think about Target more than you think about literally anything else.

These are so so so true! 17 Secrets Every Target Lover Will Never TellYou

my thoughts exactly !

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

I must be one lmao

Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

Yup. In a hot minute..

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises.

Sad but true. Can't get motivated lately!

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

Haha

There's nothing more terrifying than making eye contact with a mall kiosk employee

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I feel like I should clean house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

Substitute smart ass comment with lie. That's more my feeling about some people

Yep

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: People should really stop expecting normal from me. We all know it will never happen!

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