The lifespans of trolls vary proportionately to their positions on the hemospectrum. <---- This is wrong though, because Gamzee should be the third to last to die because of how high his blood is. It's higher than Equis'
It funny how the Dolorosa, Summoner and Signless look happy with their grubs, and then there's Mindfang who just looks confused, like "How did these grubs get here? Where are there lusus'? Why are thy with me?" i would be signless
Dirk Strider does not approve of that, Dave. XD <--- dirk: Dave god damn it I thought I trained you better! Dave: come on bro I was just joking Dirk: *gets really close to daves face* * whispers* striders don't like girls.