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I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?

If your partner was wearing something that was embarrassing, what would you do? Read my thoughts in today's blog here: http://www.kisw.com/pages/11281358.php?pid=424059

Words We Need To End When 2013 Ends

Sorry, mom! This is so true! crocs - old people shoes

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Bottoms up!

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

you mean a minute?!

This is why my brain hurts at the end of every day. I have a 5 year old that is just now on this kick . a four year old . and a 3 year old who likes the word, "why.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

shades of grey babies humor

Funny 50 Shades Of Grey captions! If you like the captions of this post – Funny 50 Shades Of Grey captions, and other photos & images on this website,.

I'm Outdoorsy Pint Glass

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Seriously

The reason why I hate stairs 12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have

YeeeeeeeeeeP!  Pretty much nailed it!

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

Rosie is so clever

50 Clever Ways to Announce a Pregnancy

I’m so crafty I make people! - I needed this, because I'm not crafty. Artistic, sure, but not crafty. Making people is pretty crafty though.

BFF

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.