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Lol no I'm not conceited my sister sent me this! We are very proud Italians :) thought this was great for all my fellow Italia girls out there!

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Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: An Italian woman is beautiful on the outside but running through her veins is Italian blood and if you piss her off it boils and no cooling it down until she draws blood!

Better chance...

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

And then We were born.

Then God said 'Let there be Beautiful Women with Strength, Brains and Wit' And the Italian was born.

Just checked my bank account... It said 'Return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels...... you are going to need those'.

Free, Drinking Ecard: Just checked my bank account. It said "Return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels.

Just kidding is the most common lie :)

Just Kidding. No Really - Just Kidding! I've got another fav! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics

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You know you're Italian when . shouting is a perfectly normal form of communication. IN ITALIAN

"Honey. There are two types of people in this world. Italians, and those who wish they were."

Italians, and those who wish they were." Grandma always said this and to be thankful my italian took over XD

LOL.. for real! I want to continue to make people laugh when i'm in the grave! :)

Funny Farewell Ecard: Someday my headstone will read: & you& reading this, you& standing on my boobs.

Haha! Yup! The Italian temper at its finest! Don't mess with it unless you want to get your culo kicked!

Italian temper is a serious condition that individuals are born with and is highly heritable. There is not treatment for Italian temper. Take caution when dealing with these individuals.

#Slow #internet #joke

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are. - Whitney Cummings - so true

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