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A Freakin Men! Love The Single Life! Better proove to me you are amazing not making the sam mistake I did last year!

And every other spray men use!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Story of my life.

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

It's true! : Danielle "Let me list for you my boyfriends --> Paulie. Jimmy John's guy. Baby Thor. Beau the Cougar Cub. Guy Who Is My Pinterest. Dirty Blondie Boy. Hot Jesus. James Neal, my ex. Tom Hiddleston. Zefron. And many more..." except baby Thor could be a lot of people, and Beau is only a year younger then you, not quite cougar cub material XD

Funny Confession Ecard: Only your best friend understands that when you say ' I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist. SO TRUE

And that's sad cause I'm pretty damn tall!!  Lol

funny quotes, sorry I am not tall enough to ride your emotional roller coaster. That's why I'm so short.

Here's to those that actually read the bible... not just post about it on facebook or twitter.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

rich, no intimacy issues, loves to shop/brunch/make things, loves dogs, will let me decorate without opinions, loves to travel, stare at me, play with my hair, isn't jealous, not homophobic, makes me laugh until I pee myself, appreciates the blessings in their lives, loves his mother, is a man in the bedroom, knows life isn't a dress rehearsal, takes risks, plays no games, raw, real and authentic. I'm ready to meet you.

Haha, Yes! Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

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