Steve constantly forgets to put on his seat belt when hes in a car. He understands why their necessary and that they save lives, it’s just one of those modern things he never remembers. It’s one of the reasons he prefers to drive a motorcycle, that and he’d rather not get another ticket again. Though that cops reaction to pulling over Captain America for a safety violation was pretty amusing.

Bland Marvel Headcanons - Darcy, separately, always claps when Steve asks "for a hand." The day Bucky and Darcy meet, Steve hides.

I'd actually like to think of the 'Thor dressing up as Freya' to be MCU canon. I need that as a short film before Thor Ragnarok. - Visit to grab an amazing super hero shirt now on sale!

Yeah. I'm pretty certain Heimdol knows Loki is on the throne which means that he is basically okay with him usurping the Allfather... Me too Heimdol, me too.

I'm pretty certain Heimdall knows Loki is on the throne which means that he is basically okay with him usurping the Allfather. Me too Heimdall, me too.

Bland Marvel Headcanon

I feel like everyone is being extremely competitive and wrecking each other and sabotaging each other and Groot is the only one who is quiet and manages to win every single time because everyone else is too busy fighting each other.

Natasha and Clint have the fifteen minute rule too!                                                                                                                                                      More

CLINTASHA…BLAND MARVEL HEADCANONS STYLE!

"Barton, Romanoff, they NEVER have an extraction plan" -- Victoria Hand, AoS. I bet you this was the one time Coulson broke that rule.

I'd actually like to think of the 'Thor dressing up as Freya' to be MCU canon... I need that as a short film before Thor Ragnarok.

Bland Marvel Headcanon - the one where Loki befriends the author of the older Edda, who takes his silly, joking tall tales of home as truth and writes them down for posterity (Thor having to dress up as Freya, Loki having a baby with/as a horse, etc)

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