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No genie at the bottom of the wine bottle

Another wine bottle emptied with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep trying! Premium wines delivered to your door. Get wine.


Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the thing I can't. LOL Or just alcohol in general.


Wine quotes- "Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love.

Never a good idea to watch the vid

Haha - Dear wine, We had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. we need to talk.

It's Monday evening...do you know where your wine glass is? www.LiquorList.com "The Markeplace for Adults with Taste!" @LiquorListcom #liquorlist

It's Monday evening. Do you know where your wine glass is? In hand I hope!

Amen! Trick to keeping the chef in good spirits (pun intended)!

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Fields 24 Best Quotes Ever About Food.

One glass of wine will make your liver explode. (Yep, it´s been tested). It´s dangerous to drink, eat and breathe. Remember not to live, you can die at a really young age. Yours sincerely, God.

One glass, two glass, three glass, floor!

Girls just wanna have wine.

Wine quote: girls just wanna have wine

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