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I concur

Ummm I'm getting major Harry potter signals over here! Harry's boggart was turning into a dementor because he feared fear itself. Harry's best friend, Ron, is TERRIFIED of spiders. So yes, fear and spiders are good things to fear.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Awesome.  Thanks.  So now I'm going to try to go get some sleep.  By myself.  In my house.  Out in the country.  Maybe my protective cat will be protective.  Nah... I'm screwed.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

so funny

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back...

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Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're right. --Henry Ford Wow that is a powerful truth.

“ It’s like “Mind over matter.”So true. Your mind can do powerful things. You have control of your thoughts, your decisions, and your path. It’s up to you to fill your mind and thoughts with either.

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And you get that mini heart attack

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs.

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

:/ This is definitely me.

The Wambugwe of Tanzania. Hyena Worshippers

We are afraid to care too much; for fear that the other person does not care at all.sounds about right

I can't be the only one!

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

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