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I'm not an alcoholic. They go to meetings. I'm a drunk. We go to parties. - some ecards, your ecards, drunk, alcoholic, parties

Okay, so I don't go the entire winter without shaving, but... I definitely don't do it as often as I do during the warmer months. lol!

Im a firm believer in the definition of this word: winter (noun)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. This would be exactly the case except for we are required to wear shorts in gym and sometimes I happen to have gym in the winter.

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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Get me a bottle of Lucozade, a packet of KP Meanies and a Marlboro Light! STAT!

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