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I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

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Exactly what I tell my patents about my "internet friends"< tell? If I told I would die and never be allowed to use the internet ever>> my mom is always suspicious but I'm just like ' these people get me!

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Daily Odd Compliment: Being with you is like listening to my favorite song. Except when I like a song I tend to play it too much and then I get sick of it, and I always do that and I don't know why. Whereas I simply never get sick of you

i hate when that happens

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