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Add 912 calories to that 100 (not entirely sure wtf it is) but if it rounds it up to a 1000 calories burned I'll give it a go!

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sounds about right...I was shopping with wife and teen daughter.she was getting texts, I texted my son and told him to text me too, so I would look popular and fit in. Ha ha!!

this is funny because there are days when you look at your phone and are truly sad because no one has texted you. I actually get sick of looking at the photo on the phone and change the picture. I know how sad.

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I'm either going out for ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

I might have to try this...only it's usually my kid's teacher when I don't recognize the number.

Next time you get an unknown number. Funny saying / phone prank / cards / humor

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How do you decide who to marry? Kids say the darndest things. And I maintain that trucks can look very pretty.

haha "how to be karkat"

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