"Get yer tits out for the lads" is fine but don't get them out for the purpose they are intended for, to feed a child. And heaven forbid you put a child's need to feed over his want for sexual gratification.
"So basically, if you use that analogy to excuse rape, you're saying you have less self control and fewer basic social manners than my two dogs. That also probably means you should be neutered and kept on a leash"
Maybe you're right, maybe YOU don't need feminism. But there are so many out there who DO need feminism that I will not let this movement rest until others are able to experience the rights that should be guaranteed as a basic human right.