I am so tired of you teenagers and your morbid T-shirts, Hamlet. A mother lamenting her son's clothing while he where's a T-shirt that says, and with a circle and slash around it. He is also holding a skull.
Ready to have your movie-going-mind blown? What if Jack Dawson and Jay Gatsby were the same person? Sure, both characters are played by the same actor, Leonardo DiCaprio, but is the "Titanic" character and "The Great Gatsby" character in fact one in …
I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.
"Last week I was elated to find a six-pack of Sharpies at the local dollar store. What a deal, right? Today, a closer look revealed that I had actually purchased one of Sharpie's retarded siblings: Skerple.
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