"I SHIP IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT SOOOOOOO HARD" Come on, that challenge was begging to be accepted.<<< omg I ship it<<<<and then the shipping gods ascended upon the book and the pen, and said "let it be so." Thus, the ship set sail.
Hold the phone. Penis people showers are also interesting. When I shower, I act out scenes from shows, win fake arguments, pretend to be loved by someobe. All while our dick is flopping around, which is annoying.