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When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

Officers do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of.

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I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.

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Like the times I told her to call me if she's insecure about where he's at. And brought her things and talked at the bar. The bitch kept throwing shit and defacing property. 120 piece following the blog I'm writing about you.

Some people couldn't be nice even if a unicorn shoved a fairy wand up their ass while July Garland stood there singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Ain't it the truth!

That's the only reason why I am holding back ... :@

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Words to live by...

Job & Work quote & saying fuckery at it's finest.& the word has lost all meaning . The quote Description fuckery at it's finest.


Sometines I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies. Laughing Through Motherhood - - meadoria


I'm pretty sire I had a good time last night. Let me finish reading the police report and I'll let you know.

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The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.


wtf: karmasutra~when life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways pqc: karmasutra-cuando la vida te jode de formas muy creativas!