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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or you're just forgetting everything.

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

LOL

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

 yes, I do believe this.

quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

So glad I don't have to deal with this dumb bitch MKg anymore or LS anymore for that matter by lorraine

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

I was outside. Markers were for winter...unless we found leftover fireworks from New Year's!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

Just had a Tupperware party this week.   They are 70yrs old this year.  Great product!  I really do try to eat what I store in it.  How very blessed we are!  Thank you, Jesus!

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

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