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I finally made my own someecard! i said this one day and thought to myself, I should make that an ecard. I mean you know how clever those church signs can be, come on! love it!

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Yeah why? Sure but, spontaneous orgasm sounds awful. How about intensified, or multiple upon success.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

Ha ha ha! I don't hate those chicks struggling with being too thin. I don't. 'Cause that would be wrong. Right?

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Funny Baby Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi0zYTUxMzUxNDFkZmQ5ZjNj

Pregnancy brain is real and turns into mom brain. What does pregnancy brain+mom brain=?

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. Hate being stuck on the phone with customer service !

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