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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

~ A Colorful Mind : Photo

"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food."----> And blond men I'm not picky specially if they look like Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans .

So true

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Inspiration...

Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

Sometimes, I think,'One day I'm going to roll my eyes so far I'll go blind.' There is just so much STUPID in this world.

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Makes me think of someone I know! :) @Cindy C.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

:)

food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere

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Funny pictures about Revenge? Oh, and cool pics about Revenge? Also, Revenge?

Bitch, please, You've got more issues than Vogue. Some people really do!

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