Castle Quotes: There are two kind of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. I'm Rick Castle. I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?
Captain Montgomery: The Feds say he's a white male, 25 to 45 years old. Richard Castle: Could be me. Captian Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother. Richard Castle: Still me. Captain Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.