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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

WORD!!!!! Like me for who I am, not who/what u want me to be. I don't change for anyone! Or kiss ass

I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Acquire some taste


When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver ;

So profound for the low IQ--sorry not sorry

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

Better late

No wonder your always late trying to fix your face. yet your still turned up Ugly. that's including the inside ✌️


who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Yep! I can think of a few.  LMAO!!!

LMAO I don't really care one way or another. I don't have to hide:) 21 Signs You Dont Give A Fuck About What Other People Think

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.why must people ask stupid questions? And why must I work with them?


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Yup ;)

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

Aluminum foil

Finding humor again after loving a Narcissist- My knight in shining armor turned out to be an asshole in aluminum foil.