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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

The "Situation" is not a man. He's a poor excuse for a male. There's a difference.

YES those were the real men and YES what did happen? hard to find a good looking man in tight fitting jeans anywhere let alone a suit and a good haircut.

'When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story' How I Met Your Mother :)

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

amen!!

Thought of my boys when I read this. Playing with their own kids or nieces/nephew. The apple didn't fall far from the tree on how they love kids! Love watching them play!

Be awesome!

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

JENNIFER ANNISTON IS THE MOST RELETABLE PERSON EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I can't understand girl nowadays. Or I'm really weird. I like to stay home, wear baggy clothes and eat all day. Is that a crime? This is why I love her.

Perfect voicemail greeting

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Feared or Loved

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I was told today that this is perfect for me. "Would I rather be feared or loved? easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office

For sure!!!!!

I can relate

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you are if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone you answer it

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