Explore Bar Quotes, True Quotes, and more!

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I've seen the video. We need to talk.

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

I'm smiling on the outside. But what I really wanna say is, 'Go fuck yourself.'

Free and Funny Halloween Ecard: The only reason I wear a Halloween costume is so no one can recognize me on my early morning walk of shame

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Sometimes my job frustrates me to the point that every time I open my mouth, it seems that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes my job frustrates me to the point that every time I open my mouth, it seems that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Alcoholiday

You deserve an alcoholiday! After finals I feel like its more of a alcoholivacation

Funny Weekend Ecard: Rather than trying to meet women in a grown-up setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar and hope our dream girls stumble in.

Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in.

funny pictures (20)

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

can't count how many times I actually did this, pretty happy I no longer own a basement, haha

this is shamelessly true - especially when i turn the lights off downstairs

Pinterest
Search