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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Don't forget subsidized health care!l

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Is it wrong that I kinda can't wait for this?!

This is totally for my best friend! We laugh all the time about being heterosexual life partners! LOL by sunnycdolls

Just saying :)

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

best friends are so important. @Danielle Baker

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

describes my feelings perfectly!

Pierce The Veil / Paramore / Bring Me The Horizon / Fall Out Boy / My Chemical Romance / All Time Low / Sleeping With Sirens / Black Veil Brodes / Nirvana / The Rolling Stones / The Beatles / Journey / Kansas ;

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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Kids Say the Darndest Things | #kidquotes

Funny eCard - My Dad convinced me that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out - Well played Dad

Best friends

You are not really the best friend until you Joke your Friend on daily basis, Because friendship is all fun and doing stupid things . So here are some funny friendship quotes .

Alright STOP!!lol

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

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