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Every day at work I wonder if this  is going to be the day I accidentally scream, "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"   out loud instead of just in   my head.

Rottenecards - Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! out loud instead of just in my head.

Haha!! I've got a better chance finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard.

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

Bottle-that's where she went wrong.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Aww... thats cute compared to me... cuz when im mad i am FUCKING SATAN HIMSELF.

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I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

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