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"Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch & give it a cocktail.

Wine...

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Yep, sounds like a plan Stan

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

"Procrastination", well.... it is a VERB right? Verbs are ACTION words right? So get off my back!

This is my daily life! I always laugh and say, "some of my best work is under pressure" the truth is I always say, "I will do it later"

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

That with be tonight but instead I'm gonna mosh my face off.  Fuck people lol

This sadly sums up awkward life. Although I don't really like socializing anyway.

It's facebook. Not your diary.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

Southern woman monograms like men hunt

"If you're a Southern woman the urge to monogram everything you own comes as natural as a Southern man's urge to kill anything with fur or feathers" Lampert Lampert garner

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected.then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

Ecard: When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

Actually yes it did. He learned that he never wants to b like him and my goal is to give my kids a life they deserve. Mike hasn't taught my kids shit. Who throws a hammer at ur kid and breaks out windows and hits his truck

Free and Funny News Ecard: So if you state your opinion it's free speech, but if I state mine, it's hate and intolerance? Right, I forgot that's how it works.

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through bad times, but soul mates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.This was my dear husband and I for almost 50 years!

Every time I get the urge to clean.. I watch Hoarders.. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

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