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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #410:While the changing of your S.H.I.E.L.D. regulation desktop wallpaper is permitted, please try to refrain from using images of fellow agents, members of the Avengers Initiative, or your ‘favorite’ supervillain(s). If you feel you must use one of the above, to reduce embarrassment in the future, please ensure that it is appropriate for all parties involved. [Submitted by wibblywobblytime-ywimeystuff]

Recruit Survival Tip the changing of your S. regulation desktop wallpaper is permitted, please try to refrain from using images of fellow agents, members of the Avengers Initiative, or your ‘favorite’ supervillain(s).

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #157:When traveling long distances by car for an operation, standard road trip rules of thumb apply. Therefore, the driver picks the music. The only exception to this is if the passenger is of a significantly higher rank.

Recruit Survival Tip When travelling long distances by car for an operation, standard road trip rules of thumb apply. Therefore, the driver picks the music. The only exception is if the passenger is of a significantly higher rank.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #496: Any attempt to start a prank war in the office will be frowned upon, and if one of these pranks reaches the higher-ups, you will not be protected from their retaliation. Ask the recruit that ended up upside down outside of Coulson’s office.  [Submitted by pen2sword]

Recruit Survival Tip Any attempt to start a prank war in the office will be frowned upon, and if one of these pranks reaches the higher-ups, you will not be protected from their retaliation. Ask the recruit that ended up upside.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #275:Keep in mind that Loki is a shapeshifter and has been known to change genders. So the next time that ‘hot chick from Sector 7’ takes a sudden miraculous interest in you and offers you a drink, it is advised you get a full scan done by the lab technicians to make sure it is actually a martini and not snakes. [Submitted by scarecroweyes]

Recruit Survival Tip Keep in mind that Loki is a shapeshifter and has been known to change genders. So the next time that ‘hot chick from Sector takes a sudden miraculous interest in you and offers you a drink, it is advised you.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #391:Asking Tony Stark to do a critical analysis of your character by just using the way you look is not a good idea. It usually ends in tears and/or quitting. In short, he is not Sherlock Holmes.

Recruit Survival Tip The next person caught putting up a drawing depicting Loki’s ‘badness levels’ will be assigned to shadow Thor next time he tries to reconnect with his brother.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #364:Contrary to rumor, Pepper Potts does not outrank Director Fury. However, you are strongly advised to heed anything Ms. Potts says, due to the fact that she’s actually sensible.[Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip light of the fact that common sense among recruits is surprisingly uncommon: do not wear Loki (or other S. enemy)-themed costumes to on-site costume parties. [Submitted by elkian]

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #136 --- In other words, don't insult Queen Frigga. Loki and Thor will hunt you down and make your life unbearable

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip --- In other words, don't insult Queen Frigga. Loki and Thor will hunt you down and make your life unbearable

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #487: Please refrain from challenging Captain Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark, or Agent Romanov to a drinking game. Any of these challenges will very likely result in your needing medical assistance due to alcohol poisoning.  [Submitted by heylookahufflepuff]

Recruit Survival Tip Please refrain from challenging Captain Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark, or Agent Romanov to a drinking game. Any of these challenges will very likely result in your needing medical assistance due to alcohol poisoning.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #123:Under no circumstances is the military-grade pepper spray to be used as a condiment. It doesn’t matter if there is a monetary wager on Thor’s reaction; it is for self-defense, not tacos or french fries.  [Submitted by nursemz87]

Recruit Survival Tip no circumstances is the military-grade pepper spray to be used as a condiment. It doesnt matter if there is a monetary wager on Thors reaction; it is for self-defense, not tacos or french fries.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #457: Do not, under any circumstances, harass the office workers in any way, shape, or form. Organizational skills weren’t the only reason they were hired.  [Submitted by fangirlofrandomshit1]

Recruit Survival Tip Referring to the members of the Avengers Initiative as ’S. mascots’ is not advised. They are surprisingly creative when it comes to revenge. [Submitted by alverie]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #306:Maria Hill is not Robin Sparkles, and attempts to have her sing either of that popstar’s greatest hits may result in either bodily harm or instant assignment to the most inane and annoying tasks she can find.[Submitted by cleareyesfullheartscantlosee]

Recruit Survival Tip Maria Hill is not Robin Sparkles, and attempts to have her sing either of that popstar’s greatest hits may result in either bodily harm or instant assignment to the most inane and annoying tasks she can.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #281:Yes, it’s hot. We’re all hot. The engineers are working on the air conditioning problem, but in the m...

Recruit Survival Tip it’s hot. The engineers are working on the air conditioning problem, but in the meantime, asking Loki to be your & Jotun icecube& will not work out well. [Submitted by jalapeno-pepper-poppers]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #419:If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an ‘artistic’ disposition, and they have access to some of the most sophisticated technology on this planet and beyond. If you’re lucky, you’ll only become a test subject. [Submitted by themusikabox]

Recruit Survival Tip If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #293:Agent Coulson is not a ghost. Do not poke him, lobby projectiles at him, or attempt to put your hand through his head, Do not stare at him when he walks; he does not float. And he will take the necessary steps to ensure you can not poke anything, or anyone else again, should you continue to do so. [Submitted by writtenreadspoke

Recruit Survival Tip Agent Coulson is not a ghost. Do not poke him, lobby projectiles at him, or attempt to put your hand through his head, Do not stare at him when he walks; he does not float.

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