Recruit Survival Tip the changing of your S. regulation desktop wallpaper is permitted, please try to refrain from using images of fellow agents, members of the Avengers Initiative, or your ‘favorite’ supervillain(s).
Recruit Survival Tip When travelling long distances by car for an operation, standard road trip rules of thumb apply. Therefore, the driver picks the music. The only exception is if the passenger is of a significantly higher rank.
Recruit Survival Tip Any attempt to start a prank war in the office will be frowned upon, and if one of these pranks reaches the higher-ups, you will not be protected from their retaliation. Ask the recruit that ended up upside.
Recruit Survival Tip Keep in mind that Loki is a shapeshifter and has been known to change genders. So the next time that ‘hot chick from Sector takes a sudden miraculous interest in you and offers you a drink, it is advised you.
Recruit Survival Tip Please refrain from challenging Captain Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark, or Agent Romanov to a drinking game. Any of these challenges will very likely result in your needing medical assistance due to alcohol poisoning.
Recruit Survival Tip no circumstances is the military-grade pepper spray to be used as a condiment. It doesnt matter if there is a monetary wager on Thors reaction; it is for self-defense, not tacos or french fries.
Recruit Survival Tip Maria Hill is not Robin Sparkles, and attempts to have her sing either of that popstar’s greatest hits may result in either bodily harm or instant assignment to the most inane and annoying tasks she can.
Recruit Survival Tip it’s hot. The engineers are working on the air conditioning problem, but in the meantime, asking Loki to be your & Jotun icecube& will not work out well. [Submitted by jalapeno-pepper-poppers]
Recruit Survival Tip If an action could conceivably annoy a member of S. R&D, it is strongly recommended that you reconsider performing said action. These are highly intelligent people of what can kindly be called an.