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I need one !

I haven't put any of our half/marathon ones on the car, but I think I would put this one just for giggles.

Champagne is just right.

Too much of everything is bad, but too much champagne is just right. -The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald. I love Gatsby!

I don't believe in "beauty sleep"

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll? its oh so true :( / :)

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I found the male version of me and it's pretty epic! Haha for sure a great friend for life no matter what

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May I never make my son feel this way. Which is why so many avoid the parents to avoid lecture. Each life lesson has its time and place now making time for fun and kidding around with our children and letting loose is key.

I have a low tolerance level. And yes, I did check to see if there's a cure. It's called alcohol.

I thought I didn't play well with most people. Then I though bout it. Nah, I play just fine with most people. But stupid people.its true.

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What a great idea! And while we're talking about grammar, people need to stop saying things like "between you and I" and "He gave the money to Bob and I." "Me" is the correct word!

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Or post picture of you two kissing or making kissy faces at each other

I'm so glad Karma bit you in the ass! U tossed me away like a piece of trash! But it was the best thing that coulda happened to me! All I know is what was told to me! You sicken him?

This happened to me throughout highschool. Even though I'm 5'8, I swear that those desks were for kindergarteners. They were way too small for any high school student to sit in comfortably.

I can't even cross my legs at school,because the desks are so short,my legs are too big. And then I see across the room that a girl is sitting with her legs crossed no problem and I just NO WHY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT