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ill say it when i dont want to hit you for your stupidness

Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution

Hahahah dats true lol but still sad :( #missing haha

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Hahahah I'm probably that idiot... I am legally blind.... But I can laugh about it:)

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says “Push”.


After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.

Yup... just teach us what we need to survive then let us go!

My teenager would tell me something like this. Lol Funny Back to School Quotes